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One Track Mind

killadamsandler88888888888888999:

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

jrdyn:

honestly what the hell

yatosdick:

nobody hates anime more than people who watch anime

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

laterovaries:

larouau12:

shakespearelove:

aceofgeeks:

I have no words that could possibly make this any better.

I’m freaking the fuck out this is stellar.
notsomolly

I wish I could come up with this stuff! Brilliant!

Fucking epic.

muirin007:

I am spiritually obligated to reblog this every single time I see it.

passionpayne:


THE THRILLING SAGA

passionpayne:

THE THRILLING SAGA